Nobody is discussing the Times 100 summit in NYC HarrysGreySuit tweeted about. Everybody’s discussing Meghan Markle’s vaguely pleasant, deliberately wrinkled, oversized pants dragging on the ground that looked like she raided her grandpa’s closet at the last moment. And the comments? Madness, utter madness.
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First up is Debra Ainley, who went for the jugular with the remark, ‘Those trousers are going to be FILTHY before she gets home.’ And basically, she’s right. NYC sidewalks are not for the faint-hearted, and very dusty linen pants are basically a dust mop for that. Then, there’s Lorlac 𝕏 sinking the knife deeper: ‘With long and wrinkled pants, she should have thought of a wardrobe cleanup? That sounds a real dig. But also…valid.’
Zandra68 just increased her rhetoric with, “Her pants are so big they would be big on her husband; but at the same time, she is too big for her britches.” That’s just poetry. Meanwhile, Tisha Domenicali was fed up with beige, shouting, ‘Wear some colors other than beige!’ Honestly, mood. The lady owns only one color, ‘sad oatmeal.’
But the really good stuff comes from TakeRKellyGiveUsBack2Pac (that username is iconic): ‘Harry looks high. Rachael looks wrinkled and disheveled; her belt isn’t even straight.’ First of all, Rachael? Secondly, accurate. Harry’s expression in the picture is ‘I regret every life choice that led me here,’ while Meghan’s outfit is ‘I threw this on in the dark during a power outage.’
Some responses even began to move into conspiracy territory, commenting Av8Suzie: ‘Telling that the Sparrys and Blake Lively are both REALLY involved with the NYT.’ Um, wait, are we dot-connecting or are we throwing glitter at a wall? Either way, so much fun. Then, Barbara Briscoe served us the coldest dose of reality: ‘The world doesn’t care. She is a nobody.’ Ouch, but after this outfit, maybe not wrong.
The actual giggle moment is the sheer confusion about what to even call these outfits. ‘Wearing her Grandpa’s suit?’ Skybluesuzie barely squeaked from behind the haze. Franklinbootgirl commented, ‘Way to go with the sharp points and very long pants to make sure it didn’t trip her flat on her face.’ Honestly, truth. A miracle.
Bronzer comments were bandied about too! DuchessDeceitX2 clocked, ‘Buckets of bronzer on again,’ whereas Plinkyplonkery cut right to the point: ‘She looks ghastly…As usual.’ LadyWar was after it again: ‘That woman looks like a slob! Unreal.’
So, either Meghan’s stylist quit or the stylist is now working against her. Pants, crime. Beige, cry for help. And as for Harry? The expression says it all-the mood of all watching this unfold. The internet has spoken and rendered its verdict: It’s a catastrophe. And for this, we thank her for the laughs.
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So, here we go. Another day, another fashion fiasco from the Sussexes. When are they ever going to learn? Apparently never. And we kind of live for that. More chaos, please.
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